revengeance:

There’s this saggy tortilla trying to brainwash me on my dash but it’s not working, I’m just scared.

(Source: fromhiddleswithlove)


apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

(Source: theperfectcell)


(Source: princesshimelda)


laina:

weloveshortvideos:

Got my j’s on

NOOOOO


martinsmind:

jessepinkmanist:

life hack: if you don’t want this to happen when clicking urls

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hold in ctrl while clicking

SPREAD THIS LIKE BUTTER ON A TOAST


tropius:

internetexplorers:

h0llo:

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

Feminism isn’t about standing up for pedophiles and abusers? I think he needs a new teacher

yall giving this boy too much credit imho no offensive

catch me looking up the google definition of feminism on my phone. ladies i am single :)

tropius:

internetexplorers:

h0llo:

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

Feminism isn’t about standing up for pedophiles and abusers? I think he needs a new teacher

yall giving this boy too much credit imho no offensive

catch me looking up the google definition of feminism on my phone. ladies i am single :)


asmilinggoddess:

this show is incredible


theonlyjarose:

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"Hey for future reference gnar isn’t very str-"

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missespeon:

Cr1TiKaL jump scare reactions.

these subtitles really dont convey how genuinely apathetic he is. his tone literally doesnt change at all.

(Source: melonical)


worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday


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spooky-snowflake-hall-of-doom:

theporygontrail:

remember when nickelodeon picked the worst possible name for their halloween sweepstakes

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(Source: pyramidslayer)